Ode to the JCT

[Mike Keville]

Throughout the years,
many others have towered.
But the next time around,
they'll be dealing with Howard.

Some say he's a Long Shot,
but somehow I think not.
Though he's but one of two,
the JCT's overdue...

(I haven't thought of a suitable rhyme to end this.)

Anyone?  Anyone?  Buehler?  Buehler?

[Howard Rush]

Thank you for putting
Me up there with the Greats.
I hope I remember
To do the square eights. 

[Mike Keville]

When all's said and done
you might be the one.
O.S., Ro-Jett or Stalker,
just work with coach Walker,
and watch the rest come undone.

(Pretty lame, huh?)

[Jim Kraft]

Out on the interstate you have seen their trucks
And some people say the JCT sucks
But you have to remember and it surely is true
The JCT, is better than you

[Garf]

Thank you for putting
Me up there with the Greats.
I hope I remember
To do the square eights. 

I keep forgetting the triangles.

[proparc]

I gots to get a piece of this. 

Our man Rush was always in there with a shout.
But he done gone electric and now he’s bustin them out!
Brother Walker was always backin him up,
but thanks to the JCT, our man Rush
is closing in on the CUP.

[wwwarbird]

 When one observes circle center and witnesses Howard
 it shall be proven that he's no coward,

 and with the 'lectric "Dog" in full flog
 the air will also be cleared of any doubters fog,
 
 having that said there's no doubt Mr. Rush
 will have all the Trophy Queens certain to gush,

 and if he remembers the square eights,
 he may even get some hot dates!!!  
 
  

[Larry Fernandez]

Ya'll knew I was gonna jump in on this one.


Howard's a smart-a$$,
  we know this is true.
And as a top stunter,
  recognition is due.
He's played second fiddle,
  to Brett, Ted, David and Paul.
And at the "World Champs"
  he'll fly better than all.
So lets all wish Howard
  the very best of luck.
And hope at the "World Champs",
  his patterns don't suck.

Larry, Buttafucco Stunt Team