They were pretty upset, but all four made a vow to fly on Christmas morning. Sure enough, early Christmas morning, all four showed up ready to do some CLPA. The first guy said, "Wow, I had to buy my wife a $7,000.00 diamond ring. She's home now staring at it with a big grin." Second guy said, "That's nothing, I had to buy mine a new Cadillac that put me back $49,000. She's in the car now reading the owners manual." Third guy said,"Yep, I had to buy my wife a 6 week Caribbean cruise with 16 port stops. Only $75,000". Fourth guy said, "You guys are silly. I slapped mine on the butt and said it's a great morning for sex or flying. She said take a jacket".
