I have been trying to contact my old pal Elliot Scott, aka Bobs Your Uncle.
I have left several phone messages and texts. When I call, the phone doesn’t ring, it goes straight to his answering machine. After a few weeks I haven’t received any reply. I hope he’s not pi$$ed off at me.
He is of course a man of mystery and it has been known that he has ties with the CIA and MI6
If any of you know his whereabouts, or has contact with him, have him contact me.
Thanks.
Larry, Buttafucco Stunt Ream