Hi Chuck - Really sorry to hear that! Was hoping to see you at the TBLF stunt contest Nov 1st... Heal quick!
Stupid? Oh, I probably got you beat, or at least tied for first place... I had a similar injury a few months back... I was putting a box of old business records up in the rafters standing on the top surface of a cheap old 8ft aluminum step ladder (while talking on the cell phone, hey, I use a head set, I'm safe, right?). The pile had gotten high and I had to stretch to the right side get the box on top. Oh yeah, wearing sandles, of course. Yup, that's me, Wile E. Coyote - super genius!
Well... the ladder failed and bent, then went out from under me sideways to the left and I came down hard on my side ribs on one truss, bounced off it and on the way down grabbed a cross beam and hung their like Magilla Gorilla from one arm for a second and let go when I was ready. Got bruised and cracked up from that pretty good I have to admit. The person on the other end of the phone got treated to some adult language and the sounds of the crash, wanted to know if he should send an ambulance, heh heh. Once I realized I was going to live, it struck me how amazingly stupid and serious an accident that really was...I could have bought the farm!
I guess the lessons here are: Don't use cheap ladders (I bought I fiberglass heavy duty replacement) Never stand above the top rung, never use a ladder without a helper present to steady the base, and most importantly- Never work so late that the brain goes into neutral!
Hope that gave you a chuckle, don't feel bad, I'm laughing at myself even as I typed it...
Get well soon Chuck!
EricV