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Title: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: Howard Rush on January 11, 2017, 09:14:29 PM
For example dishonest media report that some Jivettes are inadequately vetted. Sure, in some cases I may have used a borrowed Corvette, rather than my own, but it still counts.  Sad.
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: wwwarbird on January 11, 2017, 09:24:37 PM

 Hmm. I have heard reports before of vetting being used as compensation for other inadequacies, apparently not related to the JCT?
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: Dan Berry on January 11, 2017, 09:30:45 PM
My dog got vetted and came back tutored.
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: Motorman on January 11, 2017, 09:36:05 PM
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Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: Steve Helmick on January 11, 2017, 09:48:38 PM
There's a Hybrid Corvette?  :o ??? :-[ :'( Steve
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: Jim Oliver on January 12, 2017, 07:41:46 AM
Hybrid Vettes are only available in selected test market areas......
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: Al Ferraro on January 12, 2017, 07:55:29 AM
 Wiki LEAKS
   Reported that there was a hacking on the Jivettes streamer!!! :o
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: Terrence Durrill on January 12, 2017, 11:34:06 AM
For example dishonest media report that some Jivettes are inadequately vetted. Sure, in some cases I may have used a borrowed Corvette, rather than my own, but it still counts.  Sad.
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Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: BYU on January 12, 2017, 11:53:44 AM
Where there’s smoke . . .  there’s always fire…
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: Howard Rush on January 12, 2017, 01:15:15 PM
For example  NEWS FLASH.........  CNN has just released a report by a former employee of a British aerospace corporation who was working under cover in Russia in the 1960's, and 1970's .  The report states that the NEMESIS II and the RUSH PUPPY were both actually designed by Russian scientists who do design work in the Russian equivalent of the American "Skunkworks".

An unreliable source, probably working under the pseudonym Bob's Your Uncle. I'd show you the original plans, but they're being audited.
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: BYU on January 12, 2017, 07:26:33 PM
An unreliable source, probably working under the pseudonym Bob's Your Uncle. I'd show you the original plans, but they're being audited.

Looks like the scoundrel is trying to crash your Oscar's after party as well . .

Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: Steve Helmick on January 12, 2017, 08:03:12 PM
Wait...so now Howard has an aquarium with Oscars in it? Who knew?   :o ??? :P >:D Steve
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: Dennis Moritz on January 12, 2017, 10:30:58 PM
Lots of orange paint.
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: TigreST on January 13, 2017, 01:50:13 PM
If there is no haiku it can't be true !
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: proparc on January 14, 2017, 11:24:53 AM
While I am all in for the Jive Combat Team, I just don't see what going to the vet has to do with stunt. Granted, we all have pets and, I am sure we all dearly love them, maybe its just me but, spay and neutering just doesn't seem to have any connection to control line stunt. : H^^ H^^
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: Howard Rush on January 14, 2017, 12:31:12 PM
...spay and neutering just doesn't seem to have any connection to control line stunt.

Stunt?  Maybe not.  But have you seen the look on the face of the opponent after a Jive Combat Team soon-as-the-horn-blows kill?
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: proparc on January 14, 2017, 01:23:18 PM
Stunt?  Maybe not.  But have you seen the look on the face of the opponent after a Jive Combat Team soon-as-the-horn-blows kill?

 LL~ LL~ LL~
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: Steve Helmick on January 15, 2017, 02:56:30 PM
I heard, last night
That Howard has the sniffles
Or maybe it was the snivels
About Global Warming
There's no Hybrid Vetting
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: Randy Cuberly on January 15, 2017, 08:22:17 PM
I simply don't believe there's "Fake" news about the JCT,,,It's all true!   LL~ y1

Randy Cuberly
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: TigreST on January 15, 2017, 09:09:57 PM
I heard, last night
That Howard has the sniffles
Or maybe it was the snivels
About Global Warming
There's no Hybrid Vetting

 H^^ We now return you to your regularly scheduled programing.  D>K
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: Tom_Fluker on January 16, 2017, 02:18:33 PM
Stunt?  Maybe not.  But have you seen the look on the face of the opponent after a Jive Combat Team soon-as-the-horn-blows kill?

No, I don't recall seeing that look   >:D
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: Al Ferraro on January 16, 2017, 07:07:34 PM
What next?! I heard the Jivettes are pulling out of performing at the inauguration! Say it ain't so!!
Al
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: Steve Helmick on January 16, 2017, 08:09:52 PM
I'm sure performing at Trump's inauguration would be explicitly disallowed by the Jivette's contracts, whether they were Vetted or not.  H^^ Steve
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: john e. holliday on January 17, 2017, 11:16:19 AM
How come all these idiots are still here in the country that said they are leaving?  Maybe the other countries don't want them! 

Now where is the Jive team performing next?
Title: Re: Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team
Post by: proparc on January 19, 2017, 07:27:42 PM
Howard is expanding operations.