HAPPY FESTIVOUS!!

[Dan McEntee]

    Season's Greetings!! FESTIVOUS FOR THE REST OF US!!!
  Type at you later,
   Dan McEntee

[Matt Colan]

Who is gonna do the feats of strength?

[Brett Buck]

Who is gonna do the feats of strength?

   I got a lot of problems with you people!

      Brett

[john e. holliday]

Guess I led a sheltered life as I had to go look it up.  Never heard of it until now.  So I hope it was a great FESTIVOUS  for you all.

[Brett Buck]

Guess I led a sheltered life as I had to go look it up.  Never heard of it until now.  So I hope it was a great FESTIVOUS  for you all.

   Next year, put up an unadorned aluminum pole. Aluminum because it has a good strength-to-weight ratio.

      Brett

[Mike Scholtes]

It appears Brett is starting early on "The Airing of the Grievances." Myself, I am getting the pole down from the attic and contemplating feats of strength (age appropriate of course).

[Matt Colan]

   Next year, put up an unadorned aluminum pole. Aluminum because it has a good strength-to-weight ratio.

      Brett

Tinsel is distracting!

[GallopingGhostler]

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A Sportsman in a pear tree.

To make a long story short:

[Verse 12]
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
12 Venoms screaming
11 Conquests piping
10 Spooks a-needling
Nine Medallions rev'ing
Eight Tee Dees racing
Seven Black Widows singing
Six Surestarts flying
Five Golden Bees
Four Strato Bugs
Three Pee Wees
Two RR1's, and
A Sportsman in a pear tree

[wwwarbird]

Guess I led a sheltered life as I had to go look it up.

 I'm guilty too Doc, here's what I found...

 https://festivusweb.com/festivus-feats-of-strength.php

[Steve Dwyer]

I think the Acetone is getting to you.