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Offline Larry Fernandez

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CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« on: February 07, 2017, 11:33:31 AM »
I'd like to congratulate Steve Helmick and Paul Walker for cracking the Top Ten list as the biggest Smartasses in stunt!!

Here is the revised Top Ten list

1  Eric Rule
2  Antone Kephart
3  Brett Buck
4  Larry Renger
5  Dave Fitzgerald
6  Uncle Bob
7  Uncle Jimby
8  Howard Rush
9  Steve Helmick
10 Paul Walker

This list is official as of 2/6/17

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« Last Edit: February 07, 2017, 12:16:23 PM by Larry Fernandez »

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2017, 11:55:08 AM »
I'd like to congratulate Steve Helmick and Paul Walker for cracking the Top Ten list as the biggest Smartasses in stunt!!

Here is the revised Top Ten list

1  Eric Rule
2  Antone Kephart
3  Brett Buck
4  Larry Renger
5  Dave Fitzgerald
6  Uncle Bob
7  Uncle Jimby
8  Howard Rush
9  Steve Helmick
10 PaulWalker

This list is official as of 2/6/17

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hmmmmmmmm   All on west coast,  you guys  don't get around  Too much  do  ya  ??          #Not my list   


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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2017, 12:18:42 PM »
I'm humbled to place ahead of PW, even if it is only a 9th place finish, and only on the Left Coast. Muchas thankyas, Larry!  HIHI%%  Steve
"The United States has become a place where professional athletes and entertainers are mistaken for people of importance." - Robert Heinlein

In 1944 18-20 year old's stormed beaches, and parachuted behind enemy lines to almost certain death.  In 2015 18-20 year old's need safe zones so people don't hurt their feelings.

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2017, 04:02:02 PM »
Recently Evil Larry has begun to protest that he doesn’t use Monocote and this is all a put up job by one Eric Rule who started the rumor.  Well I happened by my local hobby store J&M Hobbies this weekend and who should I see at the counter buying a roll of Green heat shrink film? - Yes, one and the same ;- Evil Larry of Buttafooco stunt team fame.

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2017, 04:11:51 PM »
Don't tell anyone...........
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2017, 04:18:33 PM »
Recently Evil Larry has begun to protest that he doesn’t use Monocote and this is all a put up job by one Eric Rule who started the rumor.  Well I happened by my local hobby store J&M Hobbies this weekend and who should I see at the counter buying a roll of Green heat shrink film? - Yes, one and the same ;- Evil Larry of Buttafooco stunt team fame.

It is a known fact that Uncle Bob is an expert at photo-shop and anybody can tell by this picture, that it has been altered!
Nice try Uncle Bob, but your not fooling anyone.

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2017, 04:38:10 PM »
1) It's clearly Larry
2) The picture was clearly NOT taken at Staples
3) That's clearly NOT a box of of Tidi brand Crepe Exam Table Paper.
4) That's clearly a crappy color of Monokote, Larry.
 LL~ Steve
"The United States has become a place where professional athletes and entertainers are mistaken for people of importance." - Robert Heinlein

In 1944 18-20 year old's stormed beaches, and parachuted behind enemy lines to almost certain death.  In 2015 18-20 year old's need safe zones so people don't hurt their feelings.

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2017, 05:35:34 PM »
Steve, I'm happy that Larry finally realized your sterling qualities.  Would Dirt qualify if he was still flying?
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2017, 07:15:47 PM »
Steve, I'm happy that Larry finally realized your sterling qualities.  Would Dirt qualify if he was still flying?

Yes, Dirty Dan would likely make at least the top 20, since he finally licked that nasty Saito fetish. He's not quite as good with Monokote as the Fernandez brothers. Close, tho.  VD~ Steve
"The United States has become a place where professional athletes and entertainers are mistaken for people of importance." - Robert Heinlein

In 1944 18-20 year old's stormed beaches, and parachuted behind enemy lines to almost certain death.  In 2015 18-20 year old's need safe zones so people don't hurt their feelings.

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2017, 07:24:25 PM »
1) It's clearly Larry
2) The picture was clearly NOT taken at Staples

     Either Elliot's skills are better than we think, or that is definitely J&M Hobby House, because that is Cliff, the proprietor of said establishment.

     Brett

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2017, 07:33:24 PM »
It is a known fact that Uncle Bob is an expert at photo-shop and anybody can tell by this picture, that it has been altered!
Nice try Uncle Bob, but your not fooling anyone.

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Man, I don't know Larry............You sure had me fooled! LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2017, 08:39:40 PM »
I feel somewhat let down, I guess my noteriety for smart a$$ comments is only a local phenom,,, alas, I shall require another visit to Muncie, perhaps to GOlden State to up my value on this list,
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2017, 09:38:11 PM »
You guys obviously don't know Bob Whitely very well because he would definitely be at or near the top of that list any day of the year!!! LL~ LL~ LL~ S?P S?P

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2017, 09:52:49 AM »
Gee, I moved uo from 5 to 4!  CLP**
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2017, 09:59:37 AM »
Hmmmmm, I'm rather offended that I'm not on the list!

Later, Steve

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2017, 11:26:19 AM »
Hmmmmm, I'm rather offended that I'm not on the list!

   I think you definitely have what it takes, just have to apply yourself. Like any craft, you have to develop your skills. Randy, too- I mean, Derek used to be a nice polite kid, and now he gets super-obnoxious every June and July. That's just good mentoring.

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2017, 12:12:24 PM »
Phew! For a second there, your title made me think they were getting hitched.

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2017, 12:12:57 PM »
I nominate Mark Scarborough for the list. He should come in at 6 or 7.
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2017, 01:23:19 PM »
I nominate Mark Scarborough for the list. He should come in at 6 or 7.
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2017, 04:10:23 PM »
Well, I just want to say, yes, I have many very good friends, and those are very good people, but that's not the way I see it. I'm going to see my lawyer before you find a local district judge to rule against me. You know how those liberal blue Californian's are, right Larry "BLUE" Fernandez.

I demand a recount. Too much voter fraud in this ranking.

Recount.......Recount....Or there will be a protest march in front of your house...

You hear me Larry "Mr. $coat" Fernandez.

Oh the humanity.........

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2017, 07:42:40 PM »
Well, I just want to say, yes, I have many very good friends, and those are very good people, but that's not the way I see it. I'm going to see my lawyer before you find a local district judge to rule against me. You know how those liberal blue Californian's are, right Larry "BLUE" Fernandez.

I demand a recount. Too much voter fraud in this ranking.

Recount.......Recount....Or there will be a protest march in front of your house...

You hear me Larry "Mr. $coat" Fernandez.

Oh the humanity.........
so for clarities sake, you are bucking for a higher ranking, or a lower one Paul? You are on the bubble so I assume you are bucking for a higher ranking, I will work on that, though based upon my luck on facebook with the "blue"s I doubt I will have much luck,,  D>K
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2017, 12:00:07 AM »
Putin hacked the smart-ass balloting computer and is holding me down in the rankings. All in all, I can't really hold a grudge against him, after his great service to America in 2016.  VD~ Steve

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« Last Edit: February 09, 2017, 11:15:05 AM by Steve Helmick »
"The United States has become a place where professional athletes and entertainers are mistaken for people of importance." - Robert Heinlein

In 1944 18-20 year old's stormed beaches, and parachuted behind enemy lines to almost certain death.  In 2015 18-20 year old's need safe zones so people don't hurt their feelings.

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2017, 11:30:57 AM »
Always happy to be included in such distinguished company!!!!!!

Glad to have picture to prove use of $coat.

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« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2017, 12:41:44 PM »
Always happy to be included in such distinguished company!!!!!!

Glad to have picture to prove use of $coat.

Eric

Be proud Eric, you have earned this distinguished honor!

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2017, 12:51:21 PM »
   I think you definitely have what it takes, just have to apply yourself. Like any craft, you have to develop your skills. Randy, too- I mean, Derek used to be a nice polite kid, and now he gets super-obnoxious every June and July. That's just good mentoring.

      Brett

Brett has made a good point here.
To get to the top of any endeavor, one will benefit from a strong mentor.
That being said, Brett has been a terrific mentor for many smartasses.

For his efforts, the panel is considering moving Brett up to the number two ranking.
There will be a discussion among the panel tonight, via conference call.

Stay tuned in for results.

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« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2017, 09:22:31 PM »
For his efforts, the panel is considering moving Brett up to the number two ranking.
There will be a discussion among the panel tonight, via conference call.

   Ooh, a "panel"? Like the panel of celebutards on Match Game '74 (i.e. other actual individuals in the real world)?  Or do you hear, say,  Charles Nelson Riley and Fannie Flagg's voices in your head? Be honest, now.

   That, gentlemen, is how it is done.

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« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2017, 11:36:03 PM »
In the noun "celebutards", I'm pretty sure the "u" comes right after the "t", and that "a" goes at the end of the sentence, followed by a question mark.  VD~ Steve
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In 1944 18-20 year old's stormed beaches, and parachuted behind enemy lines to almost certain death.  In 2015 18-20 year old's need safe zones so people don't hurt their feelings.

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2017, 11:42:27 PM »
   Ooh, a "panel"? Like the panel of celebutards on Match Game '74 (i.e. other actual individuals in the real world)?  Or do you hear, say,  Charles Nelson Riley and Fannie Flagg's voices in your head? Be honest, now.

   That, gentlemen, is how it is done.

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #28 on: February 10, 2017, 09:40:08 AM »
Why do I, when I read these threads, wonder out loud who the hell is Larry, and what is a Buttafucco Stunt Team?

Some where in back of a feeble mind--- I think I should get the joke about Buttafucco ---but seriously suspect this is some arcane long forgotten reference to a part of American history I was out of country for...   thus I simply do not get it...and suspect this lack of knowledge, forever keeps me...out of this elite club

Is this coveted top twenty "smart ass list" something a non competitive control line guy can get on?

Or is it such an excursive club that you must have the (FULL and unabridged with all amendments) secret Fox Hurl rules, AND be a Walker Cup contender AND / sport a clown suit -or hand in pocket - or wear a Tie while getting dizzy wind whipping?

Though I may be a CL guy of one in a 150 mile area, I suspect I can be competitive as a smart ass....but I suspect a lot of bias in this less than austere group....not one established Drone racer on the list...the most obvious growing trend in the AMA..

BUT noting-- they are all card carrying members

Never mind... application with drawn...I always buy... and I can not afford all the booze you guys drinkk
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #29 on: February 10, 2017, 10:33:36 AM »
   Ooh, a "panel"? Like the panel of celebutards on Match Game '74 (i.e. other actual individuals in the real world)?  Or do you hear, say,  Charles Nelson Riley and Fannie Flagg's voices in your head? Be honest, now.

   That, gentlemen, is how it is done.

     Brett

Yes gentlemen, that is how it's done.
congratulations Brett you are hereby recognized as the second biggest smartass in stunt.
And by the way,the decision was was made before you wrote about the voices in my head.(which was a nice touch by the way.)

This change has moved Antone Kephart down to the number three spot

Congratulations Brett, you have earned this

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #30 on: February 10, 2017, 01:12:45 PM »
OK now I am a bit non plused as I suspect Larry F read my ramblings ---and out of hand (a tad arrogant..perhaps...maybe not, I never met the guy) just went about his dismissive way of sending me a "git a life you looser" message...

ok...sorry... my bad ----("they are out to git you persecution complex from way to many PTDS drugs" kicked in for a bit...)  "BUT !! I feel Much Better Now!"...A Night Court ref...even Larry, Buttafucco Stunt Team
 will NOT git

However.. My Gilroy CA younger sister, a renowned Wine Brand Owner, has invited me out this year---and I have some small familiarity with SJ CA -----so maybe I need to confront the B S T de-facto leader and plead my case for at least # 59 on the list

at least so I can retain some form of self respect and strive for self actualization within this most coveted ( no idea why) group

Does it help my cause any that I am a podium  finisher in every single local event I sponsor and compete in?  Even considering the only other contestants are really observers under 9 years old and some coyotes?

OK Ok ...I know I am a total unknown interloper and have zero business fussing with
1  Eric Rule
2  Antone Kephart
3  Brett Buck
4  Larry Renger
5  Dave Fitzgerald
6  Uncle Bob
7  Uncle Jimby
8  Howard Rush
9  Steve Helmick
10 PaulWalker   

or any other self important, or true champion...

but I have to say;

Of this entire austere list, maybe Paul walker and Bret Buck I might know or have heard about.... the others...OK I buy a bit of kit from Erik but seldom note any SA out of this great guy.... but seems a bit strange to me that this Larry guy is absent...is he just another mono Kote cowboy with no real claim to fame???  or am I confusing Larry with some other master 20 point guy...dunno... back to my bottle of feel good

BTW I doubt Bret Buck is half the smart ass you guys seem to think...

In the many years I have followed --- think Tim Wescott is twice the smart ass Brett is...sorry Brett... I know this losses me any vote...

but I call it as may inebriated ass sees it...You are too helpful to me... and Tim is just full of a lot of meandering stuff and when cornered, You acquit your self very eloquently, as Tim is a mite defensive and does a neat crab slide to the east

Thus I am a bit off center or confused as to WHAT ACTUALLY IS a SMART ASS in the grand scheme of the B S T under a dubious leaders reign...

I do accept that I only see Brett's and Tim's on Line antics and perhaps Brett is a true sarcastic and premier smart ass in the pits on at the bar after...

BUT for my POV is see no real reason Tim is NOT in the top 10...shameless ass kiss...sorry Tim, did not mean to drool so much...paper towel bro...

Larry... If I can out hurl you with a Fox 15... you choose the place n time, and provide the approved requisite engine , and during such a challenge--- I can make YOU belly laugh at least two times... Can I petition to at least be placed on the lowest rung of the smart asses ladder with the hope of usurping your most coveted high office...some day... a modest but challenging personal goal???

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #31 on: February 10, 2017, 02:17:07 PM »
OK now I am a bit non plused as I suspect Larry F read my ramblings ---and out of hand (a tad arrogant..perhaps...maybe not, I never met the guy) just went about his dismissive way of sending me a "git a life you looser" message...

ok...sorry... my bad ----("they are out to git you persecution complex from way to many PTDS drugs" kicked in for a bit...)  "BUT !! I feel Much Better Now!"...A Night Court ref...even Larry, Buttafucco Stunt Team
 will NOT git

However.. My Gilroy CA younger sister, a renowned Wine Brand Owner, has invited me out this year---and I have some small familiarity with SJ CA -----so maybe I need to confront the B S T de-facto leader and plead my case for at least # 59 on the list

at least so I can retain some form of self respect and strive for self actualization within this most coveted ( no idea why) group

Does it help my cause any that I am a podium  finisher in every single local event I sponsor and compete in?  Even considering the only other contestants are really observers under 9 years old and some coyotes?

OK Ok ...I know I am a total unknown interloper and have zero business fussing with
1  Eric Rule
2  Antone Kephart
3  Brett Buck
4  Larry Renger
5  Dave Fitzgerald
6  Uncle Bob
7  Uncle Jimby
8  Howard Rush
9  Steve Helmick
10 PaulWalker   

or any other self important, or true champion...

but I have to say;

Of this entire austere list, maybe Paul walker and Bret Buck I might know or have heard about.... the others...OK I buy a bit of kit from Erik but seldom note any SA out of this great guy.... but seems a bit strange to me that this Larry guy is absent...is he just another mono Kote cowboy with no real claim to fame???  or am I confusing Larry with some other master 20 point guy...dunno... back to my bottle of feel good

BTW I doubt Bret Buck is half the smart ass you guys seem to think...

In the many years I have followed --- think Tim Wescott is twice the smart ass Brett is...sorry Brett... I know this losses me any vote...

but I call it as may inebriated ass sees it...You are too helpful to me... and Tim is just full of a lot of meandering stuff and when cornered, You acquit your self very eloquently, as Tim is a mite defensive and does a neat crab slide to the east

Thus I am a bit off center or confused as to WHAT ACTUALLY IS a SMART ASS in the grand scheme of the B S T under a dubious leaders reign...

I do accept that I only see Brett's and Tim's on Line antics and perhaps Brett is a true sarcastic and premier smart ass in the pits on at the bar after...

BUT for my POV is see no real reason Tim is NOT in the top 10...shameless ass kiss...sorry Tim, did not mean to drool so much...paper towel bro...

Larry... If I can out hurl you with a Fox 15... you choose the place n time, and provide the approved requisite engine , and during such a challenge--- I can make YOU belly laugh at least two times... Can I petition to at least be placed on the lowest rung of the smart asses ladder with the hope of usurping your most coveted high office...some day... a modest but challenging personal goal???



Wow Fred, I'm quite impressed!
Words of a true smartass with just the right touch of sarcasm.

The panel will indeed be keeping an eye on you.
Make sure you look us up when you come out this way

Larry, Buttafucco Stunt Team

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #32 on: February 10, 2017, 02:50:20 PM »
Fred, please watch your accusations. I've been around or met all of the Top 10, and not a one of us drinks any alcohol, at all. That includes Brett and both Howards. We have to keep our wits about us, in order to come out with brilliant zingers with no notice.  010! Steve
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In 1944 18-20 year old's stormed beaches, and parachuted behind enemy lines to almost certain death.  In 2015 18-20 year old's need safe zones so people don't hurt their feelings.

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #33 on: February 10, 2017, 03:40:01 PM »


In the many years I have followed --- think Tim Wescott is twice the smart ass Brett is...sorry Brett... I know this losses me any vote...

but I call it as may inebriated ass sees it...You are too helpful to me... and Tim is just full of a lot of meandering stuff and when cornered, You acquit your self very eloquently, as Tim is a mite defensive and does a neat crab slide to the east



Tim is a more an lame ass than a smart ass,, oh wait, i said that out loud didnt I?
damnit, I keep forgetting to move my fingers away from the keyboard,,

PS I can say this because I am bigger than him, and he has a bum shoulder , though I am concerned his wife may decide to defend him at some point, so I should exercise caution
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #34 on: February 10, 2017, 04:04:07 PM »
Steve, my brother, slightly south of my/our  family farm in Marysville...(shameless, egregious plug to establish west coast linage) IF that is some BS prerequisite.

I also think my Pullman brother (family roots out there also ) should help in my quest for dubious inclusion to this semi prestigious club

I mean any Eastern college town guy who trashes a west of the mountains guy... must have big huevos ---so at the risk of loosing Steve I am still a Cougars...no wait Huskies.. OH hell./.. been gone so long I don't remember who is who...well Phred just punt...I LOVE the HUSKIES and the COUGARS!!!

Because so much of the greater Seattle area is very in-bread...sorry but the voting public proves this point

--- we might even be cousins with a common uncle or auntie

I humbly solicit your vote and promise not to tell any stories about aunt Caroline or uncle Justin or the twins you and I never got to get in the back of the VW Beatle

Senior Fernandez... I sir, am most confident ,  that given a personal audience with the most exalted grand poo bar of the BST...

I might just acquit myself well to your seemingly low standards,,,

 I mean no disrespect---- but really!  Larry Renger--- at # 4 .. are YOU serious?  I am aghast... I know Larry, and there must be some latent-- in person--- part of his persona- I have never witnessed?

BUT if true, Larry R , as a grand upper tier smart ass... I secretly desire to witness the examples ...and since he is a personal mentor, I would humbly bow to his exulted #4 status if there is any evidence of his wit and sharp cutting tongue

Larry brother feel free to PM me with your personal story of the path into the top 10... I have faithfully copied the SLC over Poly methods and what a great a perfect covering solution... I sincerely solicit your intervention to my petition into THE list even if I am so obscure as to only attain the lowest class

Re cap.. OK should have a solid  vote from Steve...hopefully Tim thought I was a bit fumy... Sure I lost Brett--- but Who knows, he tends to like fools and idiots (sometimes because he can at least teach this guys the BBTU is supreme and I fully agree!)  

Erik will support me cuz he is a good businesses guy and I buy a BUNCH of his great stuff
Howard likes me...not for the help I got on the Nemesis II from him--- but way back when I actually asked good cogent questions about his Glow driver circuit and he did not think me a noob ...hope that vote is secure


OK Larry... Looks like to gain admission I need to figure out just who the hell you are...what is your claim to fame--- and what is best wayto butter your back side...

I have so far searched a lot of Buttafucco stuff--- and cannot yet see how, they as a acclaimed stunt team, BST have made any Notoriety... Perhaps the true membership of B S T is obscure and they do indeed have a world champ or WC winner in the gang...but this is becoming very hard to determine

I seem to think I miss something during my long years deployed... so anyone reading this and seeing I am making an ass of my self (maybe not a bad thing considering the group I am trying to join) please feel free to e-mail or PM me

Is the Buttafucco gang related in any way to Lorena Bobbit?....seems the most prevalent Google search result...jest asking
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #35 on: February 10, 2017, 05:08:53 PM »
[quote author=Fredvon4  



I have so far searched a lot of Buttafucco stuff--- and cannot yet see how, they as a acclaimed stunt team, BST have made any Notoriety... Perhaps the true membership of B S T is obscure and they do indeed have a world champ or WC winner in the gang...but this is becoming very hard to determine.

Hi Fred here are the founding members of the "World Famous Buttafucco Stunt Team"

Jeff Anderson, Kirk Mullinex, Aaron Fernandez and Larry Fernandez.

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #36 on: February 10, 2017, 06:38:50 PM »
Fred, please watch your accusations. I've been around or met all of the Top 10, and not a one of us drinks any alcohol, at all. That includes Brett and both Howards. We have to keep our wits about us, in order to come out with brilliant zingers with no notice.  010! Steve

Shucks Steve, I guess since I'll never make the list I'll just go have a frosty cold home brew and work on my planes.  ;D
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #37 on: February 10, 2017, 07:00:21 PM »
Fred...I'm sure you're a good fellow and all. Western Washington and Eastern Washington roots and such. I myself only came to the Seattle area at the ripe old age of 16, when Dad retired from the USAF and went to work at Boeing Commercial. Lived in Pullman for 6th > 9th grade, went to Wazzu awhile, UW awhile, etc. I've lived here in WA for all but about 10 years. Ohio, New Mexico, Tennessee, Alabama, Virginia, California...you get the picture?   

Besides, much like the JCT and BBB's (Broadway Bod Busters), there's no voting privileges that I'm aware of. Then again, my information packet may be in the mail, and plausibly delayed by bad weather here on the LC, what with massive snowfalls followed by torrential downpours here in the PNW, and that dreaded scourge, "rain showers" in California. The suffering in California must be beyond comprehension, so be kind to Larry and the others suffering such indignity.

Anyway, Larry is the "Commish" of Fox Hurling and also of the BST. He's the one you need to @#$% off. It's not easy, but needs to be done... LL~ Steve   
 
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #38 on: February 10, 2017, 07:43:31 PM »
Fred, by merely mentioning the Huskies in the same sentance with the Cougars,( without commenting the COugs are superior to the Huskies) you have lost any credibility with me. I am afraid there is no salvation after that.
Your insisntant whining and name dropping wont help.
Its a shame, you seemed initially to have the shutzpa to actually get somewhere, alas I fear its on a different list. Perhaps Charles will add you to his list if you work on it. I apparantly have a top spot though its not clear whether Brett or I actually have the top spot?
well keep trying I can put in a unpleasant word with him for you? though you will do better to take the task on yourself
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #39 on: February 10, 2017, 08:14:39 PM »

Congratulations Brett, you have earned this

     That's what I like about this event, hard work always pays off!  

    Perhaps we should next examine the psychological implications of people who keep lists like this. I know Charles has a list of known, uh, transgressors of something or the other* (and I am proud to be a charter member of said list), and he seems pretty on-the-ball, so maybe you split the cost of counseling, like a two-fer.

     Brett

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #40 on: February 10, 2017, 08:54:46 PM »
Who is Uncle Bob?   I know all the other characters on the list.  Will never forget the first time I met Eric.  The rest were either at the NATS or VSC.
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« Reply #41 on: February 10, 2017, 10:16:31 PM »
Who is Uncle Bob?   I know all the other characters on the list.  Will never forget the first time I met Eric.  The rest were either at the NATS or VSC.

  Not Uncle Bob, the correct appellation is "Bob's your Uncle". He's the nicest of nice guys, and has somehow fallen into the Larry sphere of influence after a lifetime of globe-trotting intrigue.

     His true identity is a closely-guarded secret, known only to members of the Hurl Committee, The Circle Jerks, and carefully-selected "normals". His former "handlers" deny his existence, or have mysteriously disappeared.   There are many conflicting cover stories regarding his origin, many people will claim to know the so-called "truth", but rest assured that these are just people who have fallen for the scheme.  

    You may have met him, he may be near you even now, but as a International Man of Mystery, he will slip silently from encounter to encounter, at best leaving only rumors and no definitive clues.

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #42 on: February 10, 2017, 10:24:49 PM »
Hi Fred here are the founding members of the "World Famous Buttafucco Stunt Team"

Jeff Anderson, Kirk Mullinex, Aaron Fernandez and Larry Fernandez.

   I would have to say, that's an, er, "notable" group of individuals. I would have to say your finest escapade involved a certain rather clueless "associate Buttafuoco" and a porta-john. It's far funnier now that it was at the time, as the target didn't prove he deserved it until about 3 years after the fact.


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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #43 on: February 11, 2017, 07:25:55 AM »
Thanks Larry
I had fun and appreciate you putting up with my ramblings

Mark I guess I will have to be content with being on Charles list with you and Brett
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« Reply #44 on: February 11, 2017, 09:06:04 AM »
   I would have to say your finest escapade involved a certain rather clueless "associate Buttafuoco" and a porta-john. It's far funnier now that it was at the time, as the target didn't prove he deserved it until about 3 years after the fact.

Holy Cow!!  I almost forgot about that.
That same clueless associate had his truck toilet papered big time (four rolls as I was told).
The clueless associate told Windy that it took more than half an hour to remove the mess because the mist and the morning dew made the TP stick and it could not simply be pulled away.
What childish behavior.

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« Reply #45 on: February 11, 2017, 10:36:52 AM »
Well Larry, if we ever grow up what fun can we have.  I guess when I grow up is when this body is shoved into the incinerator. H^^
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« Reply #46 on: February 11, 2017, 12:06:37 PM »
Holy Cow!!  I almost forgot about that.
That same clueless associate had his truck toilet papered big time (four rolls as I was told).
The clueless associate told Windy that it took more than half an hour to remove the mess because the mist and the morning dew made the TP stick and it could not simply be pulled away.

      I love that story. You guys were ahead of your time, apparently a better judge of character than I was. It took me until about 2005 to catch on.

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What childish behavior.

    Fortunately, you have since outgrown such nonsense.

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #47 on: February 11, 2017, 01:43:54 PM »
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I have so far searched a lot of Buttafucco stuff--- and cannot yet see how, they as a acclaimed stunt team, BST have made any Notoriety... Perhaps the true membership of B S T is obscure and they do indeed have a world champ or WC winner in the gang...but this is becoming very hard to determine.

Hi Fred here are the founding members of the "World Famous Buttafucco Stunt Team"

Jeff Anderson, Kirk Mullinex, Aaron Fernandez and Larry Fernandez.

Larry, Buttafucco Stunt Team


Larry,
 I still can't express how hurt I am, that I don't even get and honorable mention on your list of smart asses .
 The way I figure it, I am founding member # five, and I was accepted after knowing
you and Jeff for only one day!
 You must have seen some sort of depravity in me, That's got to be worth something?
and by the way, your still a big Mo.

W.W.

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #48 on: February 12, 2017, 02:54:23 PM »
Did Leo get any Votes??? >:D >:D
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVE HELMICK AND PAUL WALKER!!!!
« Reply #49 on: February 13, 2017, 09:39:43 AM »
Has any member of the Buttaffuco Stunt Team had any brief acting career? 

Was thinking perhaps as Lasagna Buttafucco an obscure character in a 2001 movie At large
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