To paraphrase the title of this thread:
Clancy comes from Indy where its seldom windy
and he's loved every where he goes
He'll build u-tronics that you need and sell it without greed
Just so you can make the show
He takes all kind of pills to cure all kind of ills
but the cure he never knew
Was the cure that you getcha when you get your pitcha
On the C-L-W!
CONGRATS TO CLANCY

(and apologies to him, Dr Hook, and the rest of this forum

)