HA! 
Reminds me of a certain Christmas when I was in about first or second grade...
Remember the old Mattel "Whizzer", the spinning toy tops with the real heavy gyros in them? Well, I found that when spinning at warp speed that if the grippy rubber tip on it was touched to the little sisters long blonde hair, it would snatch up quite an amount of it in a literal millisecond and then come to an abrubt stop once the length of the locks were fully wound. Man, mom was PISSED!
