Someone mistook it for a Fox .15 and attempted to throw it?

I know you are trying to be humorous, but the Hurl Committee takes a dim view of such levity when it comes to a blatant violation of Rules 68/69. We believe that sufficient controls are in place to eliminate such shenanigans with respect to official Hurl competition, and I am sure that no one here wants to leave any sort of misapprehensions when it comes to sanctions for such violations.
The Hurl Committee/Moderna vaccination program is, of course, front and center, but I am sure we can spare some time to dispense the necessary directives to handle any such violation. Please do not take this opportunity to play fast and loose with The Rules, or there will be consequences.
Thank you for your continued interest in the international sensation known as The Hurl!
Brett Buck, Deputy Commissioner of the Hurl (self-appointed)