BRODAK FLY IN HOTEL

[John E Rakes]

I HAVE A ROOM AT THE SUPER 8 IN UNIONTOWN FROM SUNDAY THE 14TH THRU SUNDAY THE 21ST CHECK OUT IF ANYONE NEEDS  TO SPLIT A ROOM. $57 A NITE. WHEN I GOT THIIS THIS ROOM THERE WERE NOT MANY LEFT FOR THE WEEK. I DOD NOT KNOW THE ROOM AVAILABILITY NOW.

[catdaddy]

I HAVE A ROOM AT THE SUPER 8 IN UNIONTOWN FROM SUNDAY THE 14TH THRU SUNDAY THE 21ST CHECK OUT IF ANYONE NEEDS  TO SPLIT A ROOM. $57 A NITE. WHEN I GOT THIIS THIS ROOM THERE WERE NOT MANY LEFT FOR THE WEEK. I DOD NOT KNOW THE ROOM AVAILABILITY NOW.

The Super 8 in Uniontown is booked full for that week.

[John E Rakes]

LETS TRY AGAIN. I HAVE A ROOM RESERVED FOR THAT WEEK. IF ANYONE OUT THERE NEEDS A PLACE TO STAY FOR THAT WEEK, I AM OFFERING TO SPLIT THE ROOM FOR THAT WEEK

[Bob Reeves]

Understood as I'm sure everyone else did. Rick was just adding and answering the question of room availability other than the one you are wanting to share.

[Clayton Berry]

Heck, I thought you meant fly into the hotel, like you drive into a bank.  On the freeway.  With the toll booths.  Or the parkway.  With the speed limits.  I saw a guy drive into a 7-11 once.  I think I farted as I jumped.  Makes no harm no foul take on a new meaning.  It was just a window, after all.

Good luck with your room mate.  Snoring can be muted on the offending maggot with either a strap on muffler like you'd use on a McCoy .35 (hurts like Hell - but it works) or a big-ass diaper strapped around his head with those straps you use to hold down a motorcycle in your pickup truck.

I'll get you a number for a lawyer if things go badly.

[John E Rakes]

YEA, THE ROOM HAS BEEN TAKEN. THEY SOUND LIKE WORDS OF ADVICE THE GUY I SPLIT THE ROOM WITH WILL BE TAKING. I SNORE LIKE A SUPER TIGER 60. DONT THINK THAT GARY LUTS IS FLYIN AT 3 AM. ITS ME SLEEPING.

[Bob Reeves]

Glad to hear you found a roomie..

Oh ya... If your caps lock and shift keys are not working on that keyboard, let me know and I'll bring you a new keyboard.

[Steve Fitton]

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT EUROPA.  ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.

[Bob Disharoon]

If you don't know the guy,better sleep on yur back