Thanksgiving Address from the JCT?

[BYU]

I woke up today and what did I see? No Thanksgiving Announcement from the JCT.

What gives Howard? Still having the trailer hitches Chromed?

[Zuriel Armstrong]

Thanksgiving day
without JCT
The only thing left
is boring TV.

I seriously hope
we haven't been dumped
Unless he's been tasked
to help Donald Trump.

[Ken Burdick]

The record holding Louie-Louie Speed Team will step in in this "pinch"

There once was a turkey from Blintz,
Who thought that his dinner's a chinch,
stuffed with herbs and pies by the oodles,
the turkey exclaimed, "I'd rather serve noodles"


Louie the K

[Brent Williams]

The turkey's on the table all ready for eatin'
When the JCT is in the circle, you gonna get beaten!

[Howard Rush]

I regret that the Jive Combat Team was doing the dance sensations that are sweeping the nation and missed this important Address.  Brent filled in admirably.  Thanks, Brent.