Annual Recruitment Announcement

[Scott Richlen]

NVCL is actively seeking a Nats top-ten level stunt pilot to move to our area.  Northern Virginia is a scenic area with a major national capitol nearby where you can visit tombs and laugh at politicians when you are off-duty.  Our flying site is located on Federal property and consists of two manicured grass circles with take-off pads.  Flying is allowed 9 am to sun-down on Fridays, Saturdays, and Mondays.  Duties include inspiring and coaching our up and coming stunt flyers, showing the general public what a stunt pattern should actually look like (!), and consistently beating Tim Stagg and Steve Fitton at our annual contest  .  (Coming in better than any of the Philly Fliers at Brodaks wouldn't hurt, either!)

We pay top dollar.  In addition to that buck, we'll probably kick in a jug of fuel.

Scott

[Tim Stagg]

Whats wrong with me winning your annual contest. I fact I seem to remember losing to YOU!!!! this last September 

Tim

[Avaiojet]

Relocating is not as easy as one might think.

[William DeMauro]

Hey Scott,
  I'm considering a move to Southern Md. in a few years. I'm not sure if that's close enough for you. But at least for the moment I'm also not beating Tim or Steve anytime soon and the gallon of fuel is useless to me. I'm probably not beating very many Philly Fliers either so you may just prefer to have me stay where I am.
William

[Sean McEntee]

   Write your congressional represenative.  Tell them that the Army needs an ERMP unit at Ft Belvior.  Then call the Aviaiton Brang Manager, MSG Adams, and tell him that unit needs experienced pilots.  Good luck!

[Scott Richlen]

Tim:

My win was a lucky fluke!  (Plus I bribed Jack - hope you have forgiven him?)  Every other year, you or Steve win and then the NVCL guys spend the rest of the winter moping around and saying things like "gee, we're just like the Redskins,...or the Capitals,....or the Wizards,...or....."  Have I identified a trend for sports in the DC area???

So, see?  We need a ringer!  We need Walker or Fitzgerald to move here.  Then we'll be like "hey!  Look at us!  Ain't we good!!"  Of course, if you wear your NVCL shirt to our contest, then I guess it's okay if you win.  Of course, then the Eastern Shore guys are going to saying "hey, what's wrong with our club Tim?"  And then you'll be in trouble with them.  Sorry to put you in such a predicament...

Scott

[Scott Richlen]

Sean:

I drafting that letter to my Representative Gerry Cashandcarry, but I'm a little unfamiliar with some of the military acronyms you were using.  Does ERMP stand for "electric round-and-round model pilot"?  And is MSG Adams a brand of the stuff they sprinkle on salads in the Chinese restaurants? 

Scott