Moan Groan Dispair .
AFTER THESE , look what happened . The B*rsterds were EVERYWHERE . Now , iF SOMEONE'D PULLL THERE FINGER OUT , there could be millions of annoying little control line fliers EVERYWHERE .
Whether any of em id be any goods another thing . And , never mind , one or two break a leg or get eaten by a killer whale . So whats the odd finger or two .
( For the disconbobulated - these movies multiped the participants manifold in these ' SPORTS ' by presenting them in a humourous understandable and appealing manner . NOT Hysterically as is the current wont .)
Of course , there'd be More Competition , that way .

So If Sparky's out with the Wideo , give him all possable assitance . a Assistant or two too , woulda be a good Eh . Tickly a charming photogenic well spoken blonde of the female persuasion . FOR STARTERS .
Or giive Bruce Brown a Call .
