If I may be so bold, I would like to inquire as to the nature of the humble beginnings of the Hurl? It was a most auspicious and historic event in the annals of sporting events to be sure, though none could have foreseen the degree to which the Hurl would come to dominate sport. In fact, it has become the very definition of athletic achievement, and certainly the one to which all other sporting events are compared. Its my understanding that the reason we see so little reported in the media regarding the Hurl was the result of its immense popularity, as it had come to dominate all reporting of sporting events, and only the intervention of international treaty ratified by the Senate, as well as Presidential EO #667732 (signed and filed under the strictest levels of classification, and cleverly hidden from public scrutiny in a box in Joe Biden's garage) to limit the coverage of the Hurl, allowed other sporting events to once again come out of the shadows and into the public eye. I understand that today, according to these strict reporting limits, the only live coverage is carried by ESPN-8 The Ocho, with other mentions sometimes found in Obscure Sports Quarterly. Are any of the great Hurlers of the past, who were there at the beginning, still with us to share with us these great moments from the past??
Gary
Topic: Fox 15 Hurl Crowd Control (Read 2120 times)