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Offline Tim Wescott

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A & P Question for the Day
« on: January 27, 2016, 01:05:00 PM »
Is a man fixing the brakes on a Russian airliner laboring under an Ilyushin?
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The problem with electric is that once you get the smoke generator and sound system installed, the plane is too heavy.

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Re: A & P Question for the Day
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2016, 01:40:50 PM »
Not if he is using a MiG welder.

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Re: A & P Question for the Day
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2016, 01:43:12 PM »
Is a man fixing the brakes on a Russian airliner laboring under an Ilyushin?


Not if it's a Tupolev
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Re: A & P Question for the Day
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2016, 01:44:17 PM »
Not if he is using a MiG welder.


Ha good one!!!
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Re: A & P Question for the Day
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2016, 01:52:01 PM »
He goes to the Dr. who tells him he has hemorrhoids and he says, "Oh, that's why Myasishchev"
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Re: A & P Question for the Day
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2016, 02:25:18 PM »
Not sure a Russian airliner even has brakes   ???
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Re: A & P Question for the Day
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2016, 03:20:15 PM »
This whole thing makes me want to Yak!  :-X

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Re: A & P Question for the Day
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2016, 04:27:18 PM »
He goes to the Dr. who tells him he has hemorrhoids and he says, "Oh, that's why Myasishchev"

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Re: A & P Question for the Day
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2016, 04:42:26 PM »
I'm allergic to Russian aircraft. They make my Mikoyan-Gurevich .

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Re: A & P Question for the Day
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2016, 04:47:04 PM »
I don't play sports any more. Not since I tore my Polikarpov.
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Re: A & P Question for the Day
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2016, 05:19:28 PM »
See what you started, Tim?
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Re: A & P Question for the Day
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2016, 05:36:00 PM »
See what you started, Tim?

Yes!  Isn't it great?
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The problem with electric is that once you get the smoke generator and sound system installed, the plane is too heavy.

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Re: A & P Question for the Day
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2016, 07:18:03 PM »
Tim,
Your first post is so lame it is very funny! LL~ LL~ LL~

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Re: A & P Question for the Day
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2016, 07:20:15 PM »
Often wondered what be-KAMOV humor in this section.  Now I know: it's back!
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Re: A & P Question for the Day
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2016, 07:34:15 PM »
Yes!  Isn't it great?
No, not really!
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Re: A & P Question for the Day
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2016, 07:38:35 PM »
Tim,
Your first post is so lame it is very funny! LL~ LL~ LL~

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I can't really claim credit -- I found it on Hip Pocket Aeronautics, stole it, spiffed it up, and put it on display here.

No, not really!
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Aw, c'mon!
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Re: A & P Question for the Day
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2016, 10:16:35 PM »
Somewhat related...

See that stool over there with the nail sticking up?  That's where Napoleon tore his Bonaparte.
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Re: A & P Question for the Day
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2016, 09:27:06 AM »
Somewhat related...

See that stool over there with the nail sticking up?  That's where Napoleon tore his Bonaparte.


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Re: A & P Question for the Day
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2016, 09:55:12 AM »
And we still have a lot of winter to go yet.
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Re: A & P Question for the Day
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2016, 11:20:14 AM »
And we still have a lot of winter to go yet.


Yes and he seasonal lunacy is getting an early start here!!!!!
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