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Offline RandySmith

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Engineneers
« on: March 08, 2018, 04:01:01 PM »
           ENGINEER
        noun. {en-juh-neer}

Someone who does precision
guesswork based on unreliable  data
provided by those of Questionable knowledge

See Also Wizard , magician  Scotty


:-)  I thought someone  would get a laugh out of it !

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Re: Engineneers
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2018, 06:41:46 PM »
I finally learned how to spell it and now you've messed me up.
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Re: Engineneers
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2018, 08:18:00 PM »
the engineers I know all say en-jin-eer.  En-ju-neer's are management.
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Offline Tim Wescott

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Re: Engineneers
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2018, 08:19:06 PM »
If it's broke, I can fix that.

If it ain't broke, I can fix that.
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Re: Engineneers
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2018, 06:05:58 AM »

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Re: Engineneers
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2018, 07:26:59 PM »
Excellent Alexey .

An Engineers someone who can do for ten shillings what costs anyone else five pounds . Neville Shute .

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Re: Engineneers
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2018, 11:44:14 PM »
After many years of working for many, many managers I can see the underlying truth in the following story:

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man below says: "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 38.85 and 38.89 degrees N. latitude, and between 77.02 and 77.03 degrees W. longitude."

"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.

"The man below says, "You must be a manager."

"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."


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