The original question was simply about a warped sheet of balsa, not a sheet with edges that are not straight. So, I think Doc wins, Ty loses.
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If you're looking for a straight plank for a profile fuselage, cutting a sheet into strips 3/4" wide and alternating the bow in them when you glue them back together would work well. You'd need to have a table saw, or access to one. Better yet, build up the profile fuselage with stringers and warren truss diagonals, or a foam slab for fill. I like this approach, because you can easily taper the profile fuselage from TE to rudder post, putting stiffness where you need it and "adding lightness" where you need some o' that.
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Steve