Author Topic: Jive Combat Team Thanksgiving Address to the Nation (Read 3009 times)

Howard Rush · « **on:** November 26, 2015, 06:35:41 PM »

On Thanksgiving we have
A lot on our plate.
The young ladies know
JCT's open late.

BYU · « **Reply #1 on:** November 26, 2015, 06:42:30 PM »

Better late than never! The JCT Jivettes are always a pleasure.

wwwarbird · « **Reply #2 on:** November 26, 2015, 08:31:58 PM »

Ah yes, the holiday is now complete.

Dan McEntee · « **Reply #3 on:** November 26, 2015, 09:03:00 PM »

We haven't had a JCT Address to the Nation for quite a while. I was beginning to get worried. Now I can go about my daily business with more sense of things being normal.

Thank you very much Mr.Rush! And Happy Thanksgiving to you and all the lovely Jivettes.
Dan McEntee

Scott Richlen · « **Reply #4 on:** November 27, 2015, 06:32:55 AM »

Each Thanksgiving the JCT gather,
their appetites to sate;
But the difference between the JCT
and what is on the plate?

Scott Richlen · « **Reply #5 on:** November 27, 2015, 06:26:21 PM »

What? No one likes my poetry??

Andre Ming · « **Reply #6 on:** November 28, 2015, 08:53:00 AM »

"On Thanksgiving we have
A lot on our plate.
The young ladies know
JCT's open late."

Burma Shave

Gerald Arana · « **Reply #7 on:** November 28, 2015, 09:17:12 AM »

Quote from: Scott Richlen on November 27, 2015, 06:26:21 PM

What? No one likes my poetry??

What do you mean? I love it!

I just wish I were a poet
But my feet don't show it
I'm not.

Howard Rush · « **Reply #8 on:** November 28, 2015, 02:59:52 PM »

Quote from: Scott Richlen on November 27, 2015, 06:26:21 PM

What? No one likes my poetry??

I do.

Scott Richlen · « **Reply #9 on:** November 29, 2015, 06:13:25 AM »

Maybe we should petition Sparky to add a "Poetry Section"!

On second thought, maybe not, since then I'd have to write a whole bunch of high-caliber stuff like this...

I like my little airplane,
It goes round and round.
But when I try to do a loop,
It crashes to the ground!

dennis lipsett · « **Reply #10 on:** November 29, 2015, 07:37:26 AM »

The Jive combats team
message should be late.
For as poetry goes
it's strictly 5th rate

Scott Richlen · « **Reply #11 on:** November 29, 2015, 10:21:45 AM »

Dennis:

Good rhyming, but I think we can be more positive, as in:

I am already looking forward to Christmas,
and what could be under the tree....
But a little group of JCT men,
Chanting their latest poetry.

dennis lipsett · « **Reply #12 on:** November 29, 2015, 12:06:42 PM »

Quote from: Scott Richlen on November 29, 2015, 10:21:45 AM

Dennis:

Good rhyming, but I think we can be more positive, as in:

I am already looking forward to Christmas,
and what could be under the tree....
But a little group of JCT men,
Chanting their latest poetry.

I came down the stars and rushed to the tree.
What I saw simply filled me with glee.
For it was not what I did see.
The JST happily was not under the tree

Howard Rush · « **Reply #13 on:** November 29, 2015, 01:54:38 PM »

You don't understand
The old JCT.
When we sneak into your house
It's not for the tree.*

*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pyY9RW3ceY

bill bischoff · « **Reply #14 on:** November 30, 2015, 05:59:49 PM »

So the truth comes out. The JCT are flying sneakers!

Scott Richlen · « **Reply #15 on:** November 30, 2015, 06:38:26 PM »

Uhhh, better than flying streakers.

Oooooh no, erase that image from your minds!!

Let's see...

The JCT left off their sneakers,
because they wanted to be flying streakers.
But when they used their chicken stick,
They missed the prop and whacked their _______!

Howard Rush · « **Reply #16 on:** November 30, 2015, 10:29:08 PM »

Another reason to go electric.

Ken Burdick · « **Reply #17 on:** December 01, 2015, 03:27:27 PM »

Hauku's may start with syllables of five,
but limerick's are better.......
and that's no jive.

Dan Berry · « **Reply #18 on:** December 01, 2015, 05:54:51 PM »

A swimmer whose clothing got strewed
by breezes that left her quite nude
saw a man come along,
and unless we are wrong,
you expected this line to be lewd.

john e. holliday · « **Reply #19 on:** December 01, 2015, 06:37:43 PM »

Hope you all keep your day jobs.