Don't Believe Fake News about the Jive Combat Team

[Howard Rush]

For example dishonest media report that some Jivettes are inadequately vetted. Sure, in some cases I may have used a borrowed Corvette, rather than my own, but it still counts.  Sad.

[wwwarbird]

 Hmm. I have heard reports before of vetting being used as compensation for other inadequacies, apparently not related to the JCT?

[Dan Berry]

My dog got vetted and came back tutored.

[Motorman]

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[Steve Helmick]

There's a Hybrid Corvette?  Steve

[Jim Oliver]

Hybrid Vettes are only available in selected test market areas......

[Al Ferraro]

 Wiki LEAKS
   Reported that there was a hacking on the Jivettes streamer!!!

[Terrence Durrill]

For example dishonest media report that some Jivettes are inadequately vetted. Sure, in some cases I may have used a borrowed Corvette, rather than my own, but it still counts.  Sad.
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     BREAKING NEWS........!


       NEWS FLASH.........  CNN has just released a report by a former employee of a British aerospace corporation who was working under cover in the SOVIET UNION in the 1960's, and 1970's .  The report states that the NEMESIS II and the RUSH PUPPY were both actually designed by Russian scientists who do design work in the SOVIET equivalent of the American "Skunkworks".

       Wolf Blitzer admitted that he could not prove this allegation is absolutely true, but he felt that it should be reported for the good of the nation.  The rumor is that HOWARD RUSH will hold a news conference at 3 o'clock eastern time to clarify the situation.  
      
       NEW DEVELOPMENTS:
            The rumor CNN is now circulating is one that cannot be absolutely verified at this moment.  However, it is believed that HOWARD RUSH cancelled his news conference Thursday afternoon because of political pressure from the White House which stated that making this information, concerning the NEMESIS II and RUSH PUPPY AIRCRAFT DESIGNS public at this time could be damaging to national security.  There has been no comment from the RUSH CAMP.                    

[BYU]

Where there’s smoke . . .  there’s always fire…

[Howard Rush]

For example  NEWS FLASH.........  CNN has just released a report by a former employee of a British aerospace corporation who was working under cover in Russia in the 1960's, and 1970's .  The report states that the NEMESIS II and the RUSH PUPPY were both actually designed by Russian scientists who do design work in the Russian equivalent of the American "Skunkworks".

An unreliable source, probably working under the pseudonym Bob's Your Uncle. I'd show you the original plans, but they're being audited.

[BYU]

An unreliable source, probably working under the pseudonym Bob's Your Uncle. I'd show you the original plans, but they're being audited.

Looks like the scoundrel is trying to crash your Oscar's after party as well . .

[Steve Helmick]

Wait...so now Howard has an aquarium with Oscars in it? Who knew?    Steve

[Dennis Moritz]

Lots of orange paint.

[TigreST]

If there is no haiku it can't be true !

[proparc]

While I am all in for the Jive Combat Team, I just don't see what going to the vet has to do with stunt. Granted, we all have pets and, I am sure we all dearly love them, maybe its just me but, spay and neutering just doesn't seem to have any connection to control line stunt. :

[Howard Rush]

...spay and neutering just doesn't seem to have any connection to control line stunt.

Stunt?  Maybe not.  But have you seen the look on the face of the opponent after a Jive Combat Team soon-as-the-horn-blows kill?

[proparc]

Stunt?  Maybe not.  But have you seen the look on the face of the opponent after a Jive Combat Team soon-as-the-horn-blows kill?

 

[Steve Helmick]

I heard, last night
That Howard has the sniffles
Or maybe it was the snivels
About Global Warming
There's no Hybrid Vetting

[Randy Cuberly]

I simply don't believe there's "Fake" news about the JCT,,,It's all true!   

Randy Cuberly

[TigreST]

I heard, last night
That Howard has the sniffles
Or maybe it was the snivels
About Global Warming
There's no Hybrid Vetting

  We now return you to your regularly scheduled programing. 

[Tom_Fluker]

Stunt?  Maybe not.  But have you seen the look on the face of the opponent after a Jive Combat Team soon-as-the-horn-blows kill?

No, I don't recall seeing that look   

[Al Ferraro]

What next?! I heard the Jivettes are pulling out of performing at the inauguration! Say it ain't so!!
Al

[Steve Helmick]

I'm sure performing at Trump's inauguration would be explicitly disallowed by the Jivette's contracts, whether they were Vetted or not.  Steve

[john e. holliday]

How come all these idiots are still here in the country that said they are leaving?  Maybe the other countries don't want them! 

Now where is the Jive team performing next?

[proparc]

Howard is expanding operations.