Author Topic: Why? (Read 1440 times)

Perry Rose · « **on:** July 27, 2015, 04:42:10 AM »

The reason cows wear bells is that their horns don't work.

Bootlegger · « **Reply #1 on:** July 27, 2015, 07:34:19 AM »

And all this time I thought that it was their "back up" alarm !!!

john e. holliday · « **Reply #2 on:** July 27, 2015, 10:16:37 AM »

City boys just don't know.

Perry Rose · « **Reply #3 on:** July 27, 2015, 01:04:53 PM »

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he's not going to come.

Bootlegger · « **Reply #4 on:** July 28, 2015, 09:29:20 AM »

The name of the Irish man with no legs is "Patty O'Furniture"...

Joseph Patterson · « **Reply #5 on:** July 28, 2015, 09:44:23 AM »

See what you started TY!!!!
Doug

bruce finley · « **Reply #6 on:** July 28, 2015, 01:57:00 PM »

Did you hear about the peanut walking down the street?

He was a' salted.....

Perry Rose · « **Reply #7 on:** July 28, 2015, 02:38:34 PM »

Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay.
You have my Word.

Paul Smith · « **Reply #8 on:** July 28, 2015, 02:46:51 PM »

Why to cowboys want daschunds?

Will Davis · « **Reply #9 on:** July 28, 2015, 02:49:45 PM »

Why to cowboys want daschunds?

Get a long little doggie

Bootlegger · « **Reply #10 on:** July 29, 2015, 06:08:02 PM »

What do you call a deer that has no eye's? No I deer... What do you call a deer that has no legs or eye's, still no I deer!!!

Larry Renger · « **Reply #11 on:** July 29, 2015, 07:59:33 PM »

What do youmcall a frog with no legs?

Dinner!

Perry Rose · « **Reply #12 on:** July 30, 2015, 04:24:01 AM »

Theiyr're.
Take that, grammar police.