Jive Combat Team All Hallows Eve Address to the Nation

[Howard Rush]

You say that your candy is dandy,
Your liquor may be even quicker,
But you know that the Jive Combat Team
Is always substantially slicker.

[Randy Powell]

There once was a man from Bellevue
Who thought he was funny and cute, too
But he played with little lights
On planes he built just like kites
And now his Halloween is just doo-doo.

[wwwarbird]

 Treats like peanuts and beer
 are popular 'round these parts
 just gotta cross our fingers
 and be careful with 'da farts.
 
 

[Howard Rush]

Powell paints using sparkles and pearls
Like the clothing you see on young girls.
He won't fly his plane
For fear it will rain
And loosen his carefully set curls.

[Duke.Johnson]

Sorry Randy, but Howard is funny!

[Brent Williams]