Years ago, I knew a bloke whose nickname was Wombat. So named because the great Australian Wombat eats roots and leaves.
I will leave you to punctuate that so it fits a young male with an over supply of testosterone coursing through his veins.
A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out.
The bartender yells for him to stop. The panda bear asks, “What do you want?” The bartender replies, “First you come in here, order food, kill my waiter, then try to go without paying for your food.”
The panda bear turns around and says, “Hey! I’m a Panda. Look it up!” The bartender goes into the back room and looks up panda bear in the encyclopedia, which reads: “Panda: a bear-like marsupial originating in Asian regions. Known largely for it’s stark black and white coloring.
Eats, shoots and leaves.”While I sometimes think of commas as a pestilence, indeed once bailed on a subscription to a magazine thought to use them way too much, above demonstrates Howard's point.
Dan